Meet Rollie the ninja killer cat. "Awwh " I hear you cry, please don't be fooled. It may look like a certain brand of cat food cat but is trying to kill me. Firstly it has a taste in fine food, it often brings home French Brie, Water cress and cheddar cheese. It also assassinated a whole host of bumble bees and the poor pretty butterfly didn't stand a chance. It sits by the sinks looking at the sharp knives... but the worse thing it tried to do was gas us. No it didn't have a disagreeable meal it switched on the cooker gas. Hard to believe but true. I live in constant fear of Rollie the Ninja killer cat.
Friday, 8 April 2011
Rollie The Cat my blog inspiration
Meet Rollie the ninja killer cat. "Awwh " I hear you cry, please don't be fooled. It may look like a certain brand of cat food cat but is trying to kill me. Firstly it has a taste in fine food, it often brings home French Brie, Water cress and cheddar cheese. It also assassinated a whole host of bumble bees and the poor pretty butterfly didn't stand a chance. It sits by the sinks looking at the sharp knives... but the worse thing it tried to do was gas us. No it didn't have a disagreeable meal it switched on the cooker gas. Hard to believe but true. I live in constant fear of Rollie the Ninja killer cat.
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Haha. Look of pure calculated wickedness in his eyes!! Love him, Rollie's cool!
ReplyDeleteThis cat is truly awesome! I don't know how he brings home the contents of the local deli...but it is impressive. His death-stare photograph is very intimidating. Thanks for sharing!! xxx
ReplyDeleteIt's the feline equivalent of an identity parade photo isn't it?
ReplyDeleteLOL I was about to say it looked like a mug shot too !
ReplyDeleteI don't believe it lol! I think its so cool he's got his own blog! Maybe he should have his own twitter account too!
ReplyDeleteOur cat used to bring home chapatis from next door and would growl over bits of tissue. and loved peanut butter. weird.
My mate's mum says all cats are reincarnated murderers. I believe this photo confirms it.
ReplyDeleteBiff (the boxer) admires your dexterity. His people have an electric cooker, so he turned the hobs on and some boxes next to it caught fire. Unfortunately they had to move out for 5 months, but he was quite happy as he got to stay with his people's parents who spoilt him rotten! It was even better because they allowed cats at the place his people rented so he had everything he wanted - spoiling and no silly annoyance of a cat!
ReplyDeleteI adore rollies little games! He's hilarious, he is the spitting image of my tiger! Who is just as deadly as rollie, rats, alive or dead, mice, pigeons frogs, moles even, you name it, I get them as gifts! Wonder if ours are realated. hmmm
ReplyDelete@The_Mazza on twitter.x
He does look like he's giving you a good look in that picture, but he is a handsome fella.
ReplyDeleteAw what an absolute cutie Rollie is x
ReplyDeleteOh it is great t see the inspiration behind the blog name. He looks like a cutie!
ReplyDeleteCool pic, good to see good inspiration .
ReplyDeletehaha I love cats expressions!
ReplyDeleteWow Rollie, that's what I call a killer instinct. Please don't gas the hand that feeds, I like he blog to much :)
ReplyDeleteHaha I think it looks like an evil cat expression. Cats are so funny! My dad has two and the female is like a tiger and its hilarious seeing her in hunting mode!
ReplyDeleteI love Rollie, what a fab subject for inspiration!
ReplyDeleteThat is the look of a cat intent on world domination! He is star :-)
ReplyDeletehaha he looks like an evil cat :-)
ReplyDeleteLovely kitty!
Hi Rollie!
ReplyDeleteYour first blog post is so much nicer to look at that mine :) x
I didn't know that your cat was your blog inspiration! He looks very cute.
ReplyDeleteHe is giving you one hard stare there! You can tell he means business.
ReplyDeleteHe is such a beautiful boy!!
ReplyDeleteOh wow I need a cat if it brings home brie...is it edible though when it gets to you and where on earth does he get it?
ReplyDeleteHaha live this, roller certainly has a good death stare going on! X
ReplyDeletehaha look at his face - he doesn't look pleased here! I love cats x
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOL - I love Rollie. He is a boss, I bet butter wouldn't melt his mouth
ReplyDeleteCharlotte x