Black is the new cat they say it’s bang on trend this season to be to be a black cat .Never one to be imitated and very much an original and the muse of so many.
Being exclusive do I welcome in change you say , well darling I tried a lower brand cat food and it was all fur coat and no knickers.I’m very much a middle class cat and as such I demand only the finest out of life .
Being exclusive do I welcome in change you say , well darling I tried a lower brand cat food and it was all fur coat and no knickers.I’m very much a middle class cat and as such I demand only the finest out of life .
Strutting the catwalk is my thing and I don’t get out of bed unless you’ve thrown that ping pong ball 10,000 times.
And the cat in trouble in the news isn’t me as I deny it all ..
“Cat got your tongue they ask ?”
Yes I say .
Not enough room to swing a cat , no sorry I’m not into Strictly come dancing nor do I watch Love Island .
New host of Question Time obviously needs to be me .. I think I will be just the cat the public need to ask those searching indignant questions and not letting those sneaky politicians get away with things.
HA! I used to want a black kitty cat so much, but after reading this I might need to reconsider and settle for something a little more in my lane. Although, I'm not into Strictly or Love Island either... there might be hope for me yet?
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