When my son was an nursery he didn't say alot ,then there were those children who were a constant chatter and made you smile or cry laughter with the things they said such as:
"Look Bus dad.. look bus dad "
Can you imagine that sounded like ?
Well what about this then ?
"Look my Dad has a Big Cock" .... and it's at this point I will add the child had a problem saying the L sound ...
What he meant to say was " My dad has a big clock " so his mum ensured me at nursery school. The mind boggles or rather it doesn't !
"Look Bus dad.. look bus dad "
Can you imagine that sounded like ?
Well what about this then ?
"Look my Dad has a Big Cock" .... and it's at this point I will add the child had a problem saying the L sound ...
What he meant to say was " My dad has a big clock " so his mum ensured me at nursery school. The mind boggles or rather it doesn't !
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That reminds me of a time in my childless days when I was out with a friend and her two year old. I wasn't au fait with two-year-old speak, but as we walked along side the road I was surprised she didn't tick him off for shouting "F**k! F**k!" at the passing traffic. The penny only dropped when a tractor passed and his shout changed to "Factor!". Yes, the previous vehicle had been a truck.
ReplyDeletelol they are hilarious arent they x
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