We've only Jack now so he's going to step up with both paws and fill all the cat content on this blog , he's very vocal and we do treat him like a dog in some respects ~ well I do as he will sit on command to my Barbera wood house style

"SIT "

What's your name ?
Jack Black or Cat or "Oi you bl o o dy well get down from the kitchen surface "
What's your favourite food ?
Whatever you're having ...


What's are your favourite hobbies?
Sleeping , eating hide and seek and sitting in boxes .

I'm just waiting on my call up to the England Cat squad for sitting in boxes ..

Sitting in boxes is a real skill as there is varying degrees of difficulty ...

I'm hide and seek car champion 2016



Sleeping is an art form , I'm planning on making an art exhibition and of course I'll know that I'll win the Turner prize .
Does life emulate art or is life emulating me ~?

How do you feel about Ninjakillercat training ?
Well obviously I've some big paws to fill , I'm assessing the human bean prey and obviously the mortal enemy that is toilet and kitchen roll.


I've started my awakwardness by peering out the window of course tangling myself in the cream blinds ....
I'm working on my video interviews which will be with you shortly ...
In the mean time please asking me any questions I'll answer them as best as I can ~ it can be difficult typing with my paws...