Saturday, 21 May 2016

Blogging Is Friendship

For a world class introvert and worry boots like myself you'd have thought I would have steered away from doing the digital dance , you'll not find me on snapchat or periscope those aren't mediums that really interest me. You'll find me on my blog( obviously that's where you are reading this ) or Facebook or Twitter , Instagram originally I came late to social media first finding Facebook and the wonderful world of comping . Through comping I made friends many of who are indeed bloggers and these are life long friends I'd go to the ends of the earth for and whom I'm indebted for looking after me when I need it as I do have social anxiety. But pushing me on and nudging me here and there I get through it often distracted by cake which I'm trying very hard to resist .


When in a blogging conference always take notes.





Always take pictures of willing friends 







Always heed advice you find in the loos 



Also when you need the logo and the ladies is closed you use the men's bursting in saying 


" is there a man in here ?"

You realise that you've lost some of you inhibitions all be it for a day or two.

There was no men ....

Friends are like clouds they give you the lift you need .


Blogging no rules , no slave to stats just


Blog and Chill 





Friday, 20 May 2016

Oven Baked Asparagus , Bacon, Hard Boiled Quails Eggs With Smoked Paprika Hollandaise

A starter for two or a main dish for one , all hail the asparagus season which is as fleeting as a butterfly in the Spring breeze.



Ingredients 

Asparagus 

6 Quail Eggs

2 tablespoons of olive oil

Salt to season 

2 tablespoons of hollandaise 

Half a teaspoon of smoked paprika 

Method 

Preheat the oven to 180 c

Place the asparagus in an oven baking tin 

Toss in the love oil

Season with salt ( sea salt would be nice for this )

Place in the oven for around 6 minutes if thin Asparagus or 12 minutes if the Asparagus is really thick

Fry 2 slices of bacon to top the Asparagus


You can be boiling your Quail eggs as the Asparagus bakes in the oven 

They'll only need 2 minutes then will need to cool down , you can pour some cold water on them. They're a little tricky to shell but keep patient.

Take your Asparagus out the oven 


Mix two tablespoons of hollandaise with half a teaspoon of smoked paprika .


Artfully arrange the asparagus on the plate and place the bacon on top , scattering round the Quail eggs which have been cut in two.


Dribble the smoked Paprika hollandaise over the dish.



Oven Baked Asparagus , Bacon, Hard Boiled Quails Eggs With Smoked Paprika Hollandaise
Oven Baked Asparagus , Bacon, Hard Boiled Quails Eggs With Smoked Paprika Hollandaise


I am sharing this with Simple and in Season at Feeding Boys and a Firefighter.

Monday, 16 May 2016

Review Of Doctor Faustus

We've just got back form London after seeing Doctor Fautus with a chap called Kit Harrington in , I wasn't really ofay with Game of thrones as to me Jon Snow was a newsreader . I had read the reviews before we saw the play where as my husband and son choose not to , I like to be forewarned as they say . Other people don't like to read reviews but I like to have a quick dabble with them , it is really all a matter of principal , after all it has been a long Winter.



I say anything that can draw the young ( millennial folk ) into the theatre all the better and yes the current Fautus has a re write from one perhaps high on Space dust ( that is a sweet that pops in your mouth ) leaving my teen somewhat bemused in the first half but bemusement is also delight.


The theatre really should be an assault upon the senses of the mind and heart and make you feel good to be alive , good that the brilliance of the surreptitiously written word is celebrated over 400 years later. It was a good 26 years since I had seen Doctor Faustus and when I did see it it was perfomed by the pupils of Bedford Modern School.


This was Fautus who took on the persona of David Copperfield meets Darren Brown and within this there's a restful tranquility from the brooding nature of Jon Snow and as mentioned less clothing too !

Debauchery abound , gasps of disgust melting into bravo for a brave take on a classic, taking your Auntie could have consequences especially if they're your prim and proper Auntie but if they're your raving Auntie ( who is prone to nudge nudge wink ) then you're good to go.


All in all a refreshing production for the modern era .



The Struggle Is Real

The struggle against animals , birds insects etc is real , 2 hours they've been tweeting outside my window > House Martins . Either that or a dinosaur is nesting outside my window .. Entirely possible.

Then there's the cat where the laws of the Cosmos don't apply and it does exactly what it pleases . The laptop hadn't even been on but Rollie doesn't bother with rules he's a rule breaker not a rule enforcer. Bet that Steve bloke from Deadly 60 couldn't cope with what I have to put up with ....




Never have I known a cat who doesn't give a toss like Rollie ....



Still we are working on his anger issues ..
 

Friday, 13 May 2016

Trouble In The Bedroom

I'm starting to get a little paranoid , I walk in the kitchen and they walk out , no sound no nothing .


I thought perhaps it's just the once , I mean we all want our quiet time don't we , I know I do . I love my alone time with a cup of tea nothing comes between me and my tea. It happened a few times and I didn't want a argument , no one likes a stressed household do they now.

I did eventually try and talk it out subtly but no good was to come of it and quite frankly it was started to affect my life , perhaps it was time to spice things up a bit with you know what > toys . I did try a battery toy but they didn't find  it interesting so the trouble had finally arrived . 


So that was an explanation and a half to Amazon , I'm so sorry the battery operator toy couldn't satisfy them , they have singular tastes.

I took to my bed one afternoon not feeling quite myself and I snuggled up to them but it was plain to see that something had been lost as there was no magic in the bedroom either . I pleaded I cried , I said "




I'm so sorry I was trying to be adventurous , trying to liven up your life "

















"I'm sorry I'll never buy that brand of cat food again "