Morning Countryside

Pointless Selfies

I really don't have much confidence in my appearance, I have the sort of eyebrows that are like Beaker from the muppets and a beautician at a blogging event was quite rude. 

Neither do I like photos of myself really but every so often I get a flash of self confidence and take one. 

Then other times I just get plain silly 

Quite a few of me are pictures wearing a bobble hat 

Or obscured by the cat 

 So selflies are sort of pointless and at the time for me a measure of my self confidence.

Spring Review

I'm typically an early riser anyway but this morning I decided or rather my subconscious decided to wake me up at silly o' clock and a 6th sense told me to make best of the golden light. I thought well I'll just go review Spring and seeing as Spring is a bit of a diva at the moment it was really the best idea to  tred lightly.  Spring has less complicated lyrics than a Beyoncé song and is more worthy of breaking the Internet than Kim Kadashian.

This was the view that created me this morning .

Spring is a little confused having been on her travels , Spring is a lady right?

I think Spring is jet lagged and is bursting into tears ,  the bursting into tears is happening a little but too much and I'm really not liking the constant rain ...

Or snow .

Or hail.

Or plague of locusts ...

Disclosure I reviewed Spring early in the morning ( sure that's a song , I drank tea before I went out and possibly this was an offering to Spring .

Happy Hump Day

It's meant to be "Hump" day the day you supposedly well get the the hump . So you've had the Friday feeling couple with #TGIF , bounced into Saturday / Sunday . Oooh then you've got to get going with the Monday Motivation.

So what on earth are you meant to do on Thursday?

Telling The Weather By Cat

I judge the weather but only by doing the very British habit of looking out the window or more than likely through it as I can't find the window key.

I think the  window keys must be fronting a revolution with the lost socks and food lids(that's a whole new blog post makes mental note on back of hand to write that blog post ) 

Back to talking about our national pastime which is talking about the weather. I can tell who the weather is going to be like by my cats , granted you are not going to see the weather person saying



"The cat is curled up in the bed so the temperatures will be a  colder than Game Of Thrones , I would stay at home instead and be productive"

You see if both cats are in there the weather is really cold you're are going to need your winter coat, scarf and of course a bobble hat.


If Rollie is in and Jack(black cat)  is out then the weather is changeable and take every weather aid you can think of including an umbrella also Rollie does like his fur getting cold believe me he is a very odd cat.



If the cats sneeze then it will probably rain ....


If Jack is in and Rollie is out then a storm is probably coming as Rollie does like to defy the weather at times.



Disclosure You won't be seeing the cat weather forecast on anytime soon. > but you never know