There are subtle and not so subtle signs that cats have indeed taken over your life, and many a day I sit there and wonder what lies behind those "Love me " "Feed me " gorgeous eyes . We have been fooled into thinking they are our pets when instead they have us convinced they are the most import creature on the planet. For example when the cat sits on my husband legs wanting
"Sweeties "
I call the cat a creep and immediately my husband refers to me in the third person:
"She doesn't understand does she she is just jealous "
"Sweeties "
I call the cat a creep and immediately my husband refers to me in the third person:
"She doesn't understand does she she is just jealous "
The cats know you are trying to read a book or complete that deadline assignment , they immedaietky infiltrate your work space causing you to be late . So no more "The dog ate my homework sir "
It's more a case of " The cat sat in my homework Sir so I couldn't complete it "
Cats don't care you want to go to bed , they know you should be doing something else anyway , so you might as well go and do it as
"The bed isn't up to temperature yet "
You buy shoe boxes to feet your cats shoe box habit as it really loves its
"Box Box "
You are pretty sure that the cute soft toy cat has morphed into a carbon copy your evil ninjacat .
Cats will take over the world.