If A Cat Did New Years Resolutions

A blip on my horizon really won't last I am Captain Worry paws , * ok I may still a bit but not as much as I have been the last 2 days . I think why should I question myself  ~ anyway enough of that( I wouldn't want my owner to pick up on my insecurities ) . insert cat wink emoji at some point.

So what would my New Years Resolutions revolutions be if I could really be bothered and I am not.



I won't be sitting on the kitchen side or in the sink , and I know I really should be using the lower basket as this is where I should sleep , sleep being the operative word , but ever the rebel I do what I like.


I shall not be lying on the stairs in an attempt to trip my owner up or down but then again they really should be looking where they are going shouldn't they now.

I shall not walk backward after eating bugs, grass and goodness knows what making the human being think I have been pressed by the anti Christ.



The spirit of Cat Nip compels you .. ( head spin gif to be organised )

I will not use the underneath of the dishwasher to store live mice for  my late night snack. Never feed a gremlin after midnight though it has always puzzled me and what time exactly can you feed a Gremlin?

I will use my vocal cords to say when I want to leave a room and not eat the carpet make that carpets ...

If I bite the human they will take away my teddy bear ....

A candle is not a fair fight you  will singe your bottom.

I promise not to win up the neigh hood dogs "clem and have a go if you think you're hard enough "

Am not an ornament I will not threaten the life of the Windy Miller rare china decoration .
I vow not to check every door , if it is raining out of one door the human ensures me it will be raining out of all of them , though you have to check don't you .





I shall be writing a book a some point perhaps even launch my own youtube channel , I mean who wouldn't love a blogging cat , a blog PRO cat at that .  Kerching.

A blogging PRO cat yes yes  everyone shall fall at my paws and tickle my belly and give me treats , but damn it I will achieve getting that red dot .. have you seen it  ? have you huh huh ?

Today I Feel Like An Accidental Hero

Today I feel like an accidental hero in the way that I feel broken and nonsensical .


That was a line I wrote months ago and I whilst I still feel like a hero accidental or otherwise , I am not broken .

Yes I am still nonsensical but that is me take , me leave me do as you darn well wish.


Yes I can be a bit like Doug from "Up"

You are my friend and I have only just met you ...


And I did a tendency to cling onto friends like the world might end , I think I have to say I got caught up in the lovey , saying  "Lovely " bloggy culture.

Disclaimer  : Please don't take this personally you are free to use words as you wish , but for me it is not a habit I was into until .. I started blogging . "lovely "~ damn it .


SO today I had a walk out to the countryside a hop skip and and whimsical wobble just outside my front door , I took a picture with my phone walked a but more saw the picture opportunity then dead my battery went dead. My phone going dead used to be a problem for me but no more , just because it was the perfect lighting , rolling fields , blackbird bobbing along the ground, knowing my luck there was a kestrel overhead or the buzzard that likes to attack the middle class joggers round here. So that scene is just in my head along with the one of the kamikaze pheasant that like to do a road runner impression along the country lane at the bottom of my road.

Life is cake

You just to make it


And so I will carry on in my whimsical  friendly way seeing the world as I do full of wander and intrigue.

And I am glad I am an Accidental hero to me and to whoever.

Just A Winter's Day

Today was just a Winter's day a simple walk home on the first day back , I didn't think of it as Monday but perhaps another day . For if we always stress abd fixate about day it is , it can absorb us ( not withholding any appointments of course )

To slide along the day makes all the difference in relaxing , I even came up against a situation which ordinarily would have irked me but didn't . 

Perfect isn't it just the focus of the church in my mind's eye and a joyful heart heading home.

And the ignoring of click bait is a resolution I hope to keep ( I do apologise if you've clicked through to read this and I am chortling at the irony whilst drinking my tea. You see I don't  need to click through to see a sax playing sea lion not unless it's the chap from Lost Boy's ) who wore too much baby oil) mild sigh .

Now I am off to order my shopping on line and not look for the song that features the chap on YouTube .....

Photo A Day Keeps The Mind Alive

Here’s to the New Year. Day one of a new story. This year is going to be all about the things I love. With a lot more clicking to writing those pending blogs. Learning new skills to meeting new people. Laughing more and making even better memories.

Life's an open treasure waiting to be found and that how I'm going to view life this year, I'm going to lose myself in the bright lights of life. Never did I think a project from the start could teach me humility for within Facebook people share their rawest emotions , there much intimate of photos ( nothing rude ) for example there are people who may share a photo of their sibling who died on the last day of 2015 . And here they are sharing that sadness with us but at the same time they are celebrating how wonderful they were and what a honour it is to be part of such a wonderful human race.

Too often we can concentrate on obtaining the perfect shot in our lives ,particularly if part of 365 or in the case of this year a 366 day photo project .

Photography for me is what I see in my minds eye and in my heart .

Here the cat is saying goodbye to Christmas.

There are plenty of groups to join in with online as project #project366 / #Project365 doesn't belong to any one person .

And why not join in with Britmums and their #SnaphappyBritmums where they have a  photo prompt each day .

#Project366

It's The Little Things

It's the little things that keep me going , the strange conversations that I have , the whimsy  pops into my brain keeping me sane . For example do your tea and coffee , sugar canisters really need to match , I mean I'm not living a secret Pinterest life am I ? The boredom that can strike when you're tidying and so you dress your vacuum up as a Mexican , I mean we've all done this right ?

I really don't do resolutions as I find them tiresome , I intend to relax more have fun and relax more as I don't want to let my default mode which is panic to always be switched to on. For example we to the mighty fine Bletchley Park it didn't cost anything to get in as we can visit as many times as we like within 12 months. So with this in mind we buy lunch on ocasion and I have a habit of saying ooh what we've spent , so I'm going to try and be more mindful of my default round other people and distract myself. In the scheme of things a missing glasses cleaning cloth is not important my life isn't going to be enriched by finding it here and now , though my glasses will be cleaner .

Oooh and by the way anyone seen the cat ?