Welcome to Cat Politics 2015
"It looks like Larry is back in at 10 Downing street , I like Larry he tried to eat a journalist once * so what is not to like. Larry is pretty chilled and I am always watching the television when that big black door of 10 Downing Street on to spot Larry.
With the Conservative humans back in I have heard from Larry that he faces austerity measures when it comes to feeding as gasp Mr Cameron said he is meant to be a mousing cat. I held onto my cat majority in Derbyshire I campaigned vigorously from my cat basket, the sink, the sink bowl and from behind the door and the ultimate the top of the stairs to scare the bejesus out of everyone.
What is my manifesto I hear you ask ?
1. 23 hours naps for all .
2. A nice basket to sleep in with your very own pinky bear.
3. As much toilet paper and kitchen roll as you want to shred.
4. That brand of cat food you like but then you won't like but will like.
5. Nail file.
6. Only Bow tie NO collars that make you sound like eitherbloody Noddy or a manic Morris dancer are out.
7. Tummy tickles and biting your human bean.
8. Classic FM 24 hours a day and a copy of the Guardian.
9. The right to hiss at nothing that is there.
10. The right to walk to the front door loop round and come in through the cat flap * repeating this action to your hearts content.
I am a politician trust me.
"It looks like Larry is back in at 10 Downing street , I like Larry he tried to eat a journalist once * so what is not to like. Larry is pretty chilled and I am always watching the television when that big black door of 10 Downing Street on to spot Larry.
With the Conservative humans back in I have heard from Larry that he faces austerity measures when it comes to feeding as gasp Mr Cameron said he is meant to be a mousing cat. I held onto my cat majority in Derbyshire I campaigned vigorously from my cat basket, the sink, the sink bowl and from behind the door and the ultimate the top of the stairs to scare the bejesus out of everyone.
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Me on my soap box. |
What is my manifesto I hear you ask ?
1. 23 hours naps for all .
2. A nice basket to sleep in with your very own pinky bear.
3. As much toilet paper and kitchen roll as you want to shred.
4. That brand of cat food you like but then you won't like but will like.
5. Nail file.
6. Only Bow tie NO collars that make you sound like either
7. Tummy tickles and biting your human bean.
8. Classic FM 24 hours a day and a copy of the Guardian.
9. The right to hiss at nothing that is there.
10. The right to walk to the front door loop round and come in through the cat flap * repeating this action to your hearts content.
I am a politician trust me.