"Oh me I'm choice , I'm select , I really like those the discount supermarket brand of biscuits ( brought 10 boxes you say ?) You are a good human bean , you really are !
Guess what , don't like them any more , yes yes I know you've 8 boxes left !
Ooooh you are telling me tails of cats less fortunate than myself , well perhaps they'll like the biscuits!
I know I'm one step away from going to the vets ...
I thank you for buying the new biscuits ( hypoallergenic, free from this ,that and the other , hand baked by the Dali Llama.
Oooh there is a man at the door with 8kg of those hypoallergenic biscuits ~ ooh yay !
There's a free gift you say ? baked dried chicken lovingly cut into cute hearts ~ guess what I don't like.
Oooh I've not heard that word before , I think you are being a bit of a drama llama , no never seen a llama . And quite why three would be a llama treading the thespian boards I don't know "
Oooh you know the discount biscuits I like them again now "