What is Mumsnet favourite Muppet Character?

I thought long and I thought hard.

I thought I could fit this way blog wise.


I thought I could fit that blog wise.


I have tried being all Greta Garbo .

Didn't work noone noticed.


I DO do Mary Berry style cooking posts * we are getting there.




I do, do * home style * I blogged about a lamp it's work in progress.


I do take pictures really, really well.

I blog about my cat .

I have dressed my cat up in a Chef's hat before .

I blog lots about my cat.

I am what I am .


You see when I tried being all serious about some lost earrings once no one got it , even when I explained no one got it.

SO I have just decided to blog as I always do about anything and anything that pops into my little head.

SO today I have been ill distracted by the net and misreading thing like "Harrison Fords biggest parts "and misreading them as "Harrison Ford biggest pants"

He might have big pants I don't know he has a lot to accommodate.


I tried the other day to make a Mumsnet joke it when something like this.

"What is Mumsnet favourite Muppet's character "

Bit of a tumbleweed moment as no one asked so I am going to telly you anyway

"It's Beaker "

This is in reference to beaker gate

So I shall remain as random as  this ..

Suits me ? Yes ?

The Woods Are Waking

I see the world like no other

I feel like no other

I tread upon carpets of green 

Until 

I 

Found 

You

Today I headed towards the woods , nature  is waking up much like myself ! With a new invigorated sense of pride I am going to let nothing or no one stand in my way .

To long have I hidden in shadows , I'm going to live my life . Though my tune might not be as loud as some other peoples I can still and will play my part .

I love the woods , it is a nature reserve as well filled with bird song that releases stresses from weary souls. I am shocked if I come across anyone else walking here as I feel it is my place but you have to share such beauty and wonder right?!

Soda Stream Pink Grapefruit

Wanted Good weather for photo shoot.

Hours 9 -5 

Pay terms talked on application.

Job description You will need to provide sun for a photo shoot on Soda Streams pink Grapefruit, you will need to shine to show off the lovely ,bubbly show stopping sparkly bubbles, ooh and could you stop off an collect a pink grapefruit to complete that arty aspect on your way to the interview.

Made from cane sugar and other all-natural ingredients, new Sodastream Sparkling Naturals make great-tasting `better for you’ sodas. Sparkling Naturals contain no artificial flavors, no artificial colours and no artificial sweeteners, and do not contain any preservatives, making them a perfect, sparkling, natural soda alternative for the entire family.

Whilst it doesn't quite have the pursing lip quality you associate with actually eating a pink grapefruit that is not what I think Sodastream is going for it's just a lovely refreshing drink on a hot and sunny March day.

I was sent the Pink Grapefruit to try alas Sodastream didn't send any sun !

Baking Mad

I thought I've got nothing to show for 365 really I'm usually landscapes and pretty buildings.

But I was told to get into gear wake up , get ship shape and get a grip. I'm on a mission to take better food photography and my great blogging pals have given me some great advice.so watch this space .

An old farm house near where I work with the garden breaking into spring.

My sobs rugby game we lost but it was glorious weather .

Fluff To Be Square

A ridiculously pretty boy handsome if you will yet he lives on his nerves and exists on vapours of worry. Is he like me ? Could be ?!

If he was more cuddly I'd show him but if not watched he'll eat your bag,your chairs your carpet won't meow unless hungry and gives death curdling stares.

Trim his claws

Good luck with that one.

This look is achieved after dry shampooing him.

Rollie is a medium to long hair .

He's 90% fluff.

He doesn't stick to the rules.

He's doesn't like cat food from award winning low price supermarkets.

He doesn't like foil.

He doesn't like Miranda.

He likes Classic FM.

He likes Monday.

He likes Faux Baileys.

His favourite play is The Cherry Orchard by Chekhov 

The other fluff bomb likes Of Mice and Men.

He's frustrated he never got the hang of knitting.

He's knows the other words to the Ghost Buster song " who you going to call  John Taylor "

A reference apparently to 1980 school discos .

He's never completed a Rubik's cube.

He knows the weather is connected to the height of Simon Cowells trousers.

He thinks bloggers are self indulgent and may make up any old nonsense.

His favourite song is "Kung Foo fighting " well those cats were fast as lightning .

He thinks it is better to wash up by hand and save the planet.

He adores hide and seek and will eat his own eye holes out.

He can't get the hang of selfies though.