A ridiculously pretty boy handsome if you will yet he lives on his nerves and exists on vapours of worry. Is he like me ? Could be ?!
If he was more cuddly I'd show him but if not watched he'll eat your bag,your chairs your carpet won't meow unless hungry and gives death curdling stares.
Trim his claws
Good luck with that one.
This look is achieved after dry shampooing him.
Rollie is a medium to long hair .
He's 90% fluff.
He doesn't stick to the rules.
He's doesn't like cat food from award winning low price supermarkets.
He doesn't like foil.
He doesn't like Miranda.
He likes Classic FM.
He likes Monday.
He likes Faux Baileys.
His favourite play is The Cherry Orchard by Chekhov
The other fluff bomb likes Of Mice and Men.
He's frustrated he never got the hang of knitting.
He's knows the other words to the Ghost Buster song " who you going to call John Taylor "
A reference apparently to 1980 school discos .
He's never completed a Rubik's cube.
He knows the weather is connected to the height of Simon Cowells trousers.
He thinks bloggers are self indulgent and may make up any old nonsense.
His favourite song is "Kung Foo fighting " well those cats were fast as lightning .
He thinks it is better to wash up by hand and save the planet.
He adores hide and seek and will eat his own eye holes out.
He can't get the hang of selfies though.
