Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Marshmallow Rescue Me Fridge Cake




You see this should have been a Bundt cake , I knew I should have follow The Boy and Me's recipe . My Mary Berry senses were tingling with that "ooooooh " sound that Mary Berry makes. I could hear Paul Hollywood saying to me " I can't wait to get my mouth around your moist sponge"

Before this sounds very much like the "Bakes of Grey" the erotic cake novel that never was, I will let you know how you can create your own fridge cake be it from shop brought ones or fairy cakes that have been sat on or Victoria Sponge with as much lift as a wonder bra in your 40's.

Ingredients

Two shop bought Madeira cakes or any disaster you happen to have laying around.

Tin of oranges.

4 handfuls of marshmallows.

1 -2 tablespoons  golden syrup





Method

 The first thing you do is break your cake up it helps if you are quite , quite cross from your Bundt recipe failing or failing that ask your kids to tidy their room ( and when they don't you'll be cross)

Add in a tin of drained orange .

Stir madly.

Add a couple table spoons of fresh orange juice or the liquid from the tinned oranges.


Add 4 handfuls of marshmallows through 3 in you would have eaten the 4th handful due to cake stress.

Add 1 - 2 tablespoons of golden syrup.

Sir again.



Thinking of the musketeers is optional.


Put the magical mixture in a 1LB light greased load tin.


Place in the fridge for a couple of hours.


Whilst you are waiting for this ; you'll probably be tidying your child's bedroom.




Monday, 27 January 2014

Life , Liposuction And Lollipops

So I went to the WI party.

The theme was blue.



I didn't go as a Smurf or the character from Brave heart.

I sat in the corner , I'm shy then I was dragged out the corner.

I was placed on the lower table , I suspect a possible hierarchy but there seemed no evidence of this .I helped with several answers to the quiz questions all on a blue theme ; though no one would believe me when I said  an answer to a question was the 'Blue Lamp'.

You see there was a reason why as a young child I watched black and white films one because I was plonked in front of it and the other because the television was black and white.

There was a buffet ; there was quiche now I have a problem with quiche I don't like the crust of the pastry. So I left it ,a quizzical look was put my way , now you have to remember that some of these ladies were land girls etc .So the idea of food being left is a little alien the room was filled with  " She doesn't like the crust ..." 

Gosh wait till they find out I don't like tomatoes ....

And then there was the entertainment but which was Pam Ayres poetry and errrm some blueish jokes .


Ooooh my.

Some game old birds as you might say ! puts the world of life, liposuction and lollipops in the world of those reality mags to shame. Spirit I like , puts a spring in my old young step.

Big Eyed Blues





I found this in the local charity shop and it's going to my friend Sianto and she adores the big eyed pictures. It cost £1.50 ; I have quite a trained eye when it comes to finding hidden gems in charity shops.

I found this Debenhams sterling silver bracelet for £4.50 I'm polishing it up using tomato ketchup( which is good for a quick surface clean) and I will be using baking soda for a deeper clean .



And I found a Tiffany plate a few weeks back for 99p, how wonderful is that? I didn't even know that Tiffany did other products !