Cracking up

Yesterday all my troubles seemed ..... Tails off

Yesterday well yesterday my iPhone 4 screen broke.

I was asked to politely move my fat bottom... ( not to worry all young kids say things!)

It seems it didn't like bouncing the IPhone that is ( just in case you were worried for a minute .)

What I mean is I dropped my iPhone 4 S on the floor in the middle of a 60mph country lane.

I suppose I should be grateful that a car didn't run over it.

I should have taken the Nikkon ...

Should of, could of .... DIDN'T

My husband says we learn by our mistakes ....

That perennial useful phrase ...

So I won't be getting my biker boot s

Boooooh

But here's some lovely pictures to look at and look there's the spot I dropped my IPhone 4S ...

Memories found today

Memories found today.

When I was tidying up.

Nothing out the ordinary you might think.

Its only an old Inspector Morse video I can't bring myself to throw it out. My mum gave it to my Nan and my Nan wasn't one for clutter.

Underneath it was some childhood photos of my Nan from when she was small in 1932. A young life full of such promise and glee.

One as a school girl (not sure when but commonly people left at 14)

One of when her parents got married looking very much like Downtown Abbey.

 and one of her mother my great Grandmother in 1918.

So you see its memories triggered.

And to top it all I found a copy of my granddads death certificate.

I'm not religious.

I can't say what I am .

I respect religion.

And religions respects me.

Simple touches like that are softly  spoken words of veiled comfort in the pockets of time.

For without the past we wouldn't be what we are in the future.

Macaroons The One Where I Turn Into Mary Berry

Macaroons the one where I turn into Mary Berry.

Who would have thought it?

I think my husband thought I was possessed when first a silicon macaroon sheet turned up and then a space age icing tool by Leuke.

At this stage I'm not quite advanced enough to imagine up my own a Macaroon recipe. So I followed one on the Delicious website, and I was amazed it actually worked.

Why not serve your macaroons in a lemon squeezer ?

Have faith in yourself and who knows what you can achieve.

Go and read the wonder blog Heir Raising who actually met the great lady Mary Berry herself.

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I am having somewhat of a grumpy week , I think it part like due to the fact I was quite ill a few weeks ago. I don't know if grumpiness is contagious but even the cat is looking grumpier that usual and believe me , the cat is never a happy soul. It is like death standing over me every time he looks at me.

So what can I do to cheer myself up I don't want chocolate some child thought I was having a baby.

I tried singing with my class and all was going well till after wind the bobbin one of them wanted a One Direction song.. I am old and out of touch!


I don't want wine.

I don't watch soaps.

I am not really a shoe shopper or a clothes fiend.

So what can I do ??

In the comments come up with some suggestions either fantasy suggestions that are clean ! or practical solutions.

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Contentment

Contentment 

It's a rare thing.

But I'm finally quite relaxed.

I don't mind my picture being taken now. 

No matter how silly I look ! I know I've got to lose more weight BUT

I am accepted for who I am.

People seem to like my blog.

There will always be that .1 of worry I wouldn't be human otherwise.

There are situations, people that either don't like me or the fact my hair wouldn't grow long that I've accepted.

There is someone for everyone ...

So do you like the newer relaxed me ....

If not .1 of me will worry.