Saturday, 5 October 2013
Sofa so good
Sofa so good I have a new sofa , it's squishy , squashy and strokeable. At the moment it's ranking up there in the top ten of home comforts.
I realise we've only spent a short time together but I am in love. I'm never going to leave you and I can sense that you are never going to leave me either .With your malted chocolate waffle weave looks you have me.
You are British your tag says so but I have no need of labels. Last time I bought a sofa I was trapped in a Swedish store , I ended up in Narnia I was bewitched by the White Queen and so it began.
I purchased two leather sofas , tea lights , a billy bookcase and some weird ginger biscuits . At first it was heaven then it was hell , the old sofa was all fur coat and no knickers. Then the cats ninja styled you it was like Edward scissor hands blinded by an angry squirrel.
I put up with this hell for seven years till one day I flipped after the umpteenth time of pulling a hissing Rollie off the sofa . I think he was staging some sort of cats for justice demonstration ...
I leafed through a catalogue and there you were ...
And now you're mine please don't deceive me or ....
Thursday, 3 October 2013
Where Do My Hotter Shoes Take Me?
Where do my Hotter shoes take me ?
They have me on adventures through magical woods and to the top of castles with comfort in every step I take.
I storm the battlements to lay seige to the castle and there is an awful lot of steps ....
But I know that they can get me to the top without me having to pause or stop .
Walking on air I could go on forever..
I cannot stress the ease of comfort of hotter shoes and I'm tempted by their boots.
I admit I have a weakness for their Mary Jane design. But I need to stretch myself and let my bank balance be tickled by their other exquisite designs.
I can't cope with a heel really I think it's an allergic reaction to the 1980s that I've never really got over.
So the stepped up heel was just right for me.
Now I've got my shoe style right I've just got to work on my socks appeal !
Wednesday, 2 October 2013
Do you judge a book by its cover ?
Do you judge a book by its cover this is going to sound very Yoda like.
The other day I ended up at a Fast food restaurant power cut in my area.
I went to go to toilet only to be met by a giggle of teen age girls.
I wasn't judging .... yet ...
They were judging me.
"Hasn't she got a flabby a**e "
Instead of being mortified I said " How rude and told them they should learn some manners"
I didn't judge them but all I'll say.
Treat others as you want to be treated.
So how do you deal with rude situations ?
The other day I ended up at a Fast food restaurant power cut in my area.
I went to go to toilet only to be met by a giggle of teen age girls.
I wasn't judging .... yet ...
They were judging me.
"Hasn't she got a flabby a**e "
Instead of being mortified I said " How rude and told them they should learn some manners"
I didn't judge them but all I'll say.
Treat others as you want to be treated.
So how do you deal with rude situations ?
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