Cats are evil... well this one is

I never seem to get questioned on my twitter profile picture ever ..its either everyone knows me by now or   they just get I am bonkers. Well it is my cat , I am not in the habit of dressing it up but there was this one day and there was a Teddy Bear Chef outfit lying around so this happened....

Cat in a Chefs hat ( you see it all the time)

And its not evil because I dressed its up, it quite simply has no soul its like Victor Mildrew meets the grim reaper.

My Silver Tabby Rollie is evil, it really is look ... "Awwh " I hear you cry, please don't be fooled. It may look like a certain brand of cat food cat but is trying to kill me. Firstly it has a taste in fine food, it often brings home French Brie, Water cress and cheddar cheese. It also assassinated a whole host of bumble bees and the poor pretty butterfly didn't stand a chance. It sits by my the sinks looking at the sharp knives... but the worse thing it tried to do was gas us. No it didn't have a disagreeable meal it switched on the cooker gas. Hard to believe but true. I live in constant fear of Rollie the Ninja killer cat.

The death stare...

The Usual Suspects pose.

Evil cat will outstare you ...

Rollie ate his own eye holes out *true*

Cat laughing at you.

Evil and rude cat.

With a paw on the purse strings.

Evil wink.

When your owner drives you to drink.

Tea cosy wearing cat normal really.

This was actually for a competition which Rollie won it was shopping vouchers, the runner up was a chicken. I really am not barking mad at all....

Awkward owner and pet picture.

What can I say Rollie won a pet competition and I had to take it on holiday .. don't worry it stayed in a cattery and we just popped it into the hotel for this awkward looking picture. Silly thing wouldn't look at the goldfish...

I often wonder what its turning point in evilness was perhaps this ?

Cute Kitten in Santa hat.

( Rollie is happy to do this  well as happy as an evil cat can be .... mwahhhhh mwahh)

Rollie does this all in the name of treats ...

Silent Sunday 30/12/2012

Caption Saturday 29/12/2012

Looking back #snaphappyBritmums

Bet no one can guess where this is looking back on ! ?

Zumba arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well my friend persuaded me go to Zumba, then said friend rings and says she is ill. I still go on my own, what a brave inspirational soul I am!. I get there thinking am I wearing the correct things, will all the glamour ladies be shaking their thing. I needn't of worried till the music . Where was the instructor ?would she have a leotard riding up her... argggggggggggh the agony from the first go. The instructor was like a small hamster who had been necking several cans of Red bull and mega amount of Haribo's. I had stumbled into this class and tonight was all new routines. I had Jo Lo behind shaking at me all evening... I was hiding at the back. of course I am trying to lose weight, I might try and tell you the odd thing about my weight loss. That leads onto blogs being too personal. My blog is how it is, I change nothing . No blog is right or wrong, if you don't like mine then so be it. Though I am sure there is a blog out there you will. This is a picture of me a face to the blog see it is not all cats is it.

I have never ever gone back to the land of Zumba ... SO instead I'll do it (Zumba that is in the privacy of my own home ) I know I have weight to lose as its been pointed out to me on many occasion ! but proper motivation is the key. So I am going to trial a Zumba Wii game in the next coming weeks.