Thursday, 13 December 2012

Scotch on the Rocks

Whilst entertaining the children in the play ground  I decided to play cafe's you know the drill I want an ice cream I want a coffee etc etc.


I asked one little boy " What drink do you want?

"Scotch" he replied.


"Scotch are you sure?" I enquired .. "Now come on tell me what drink you really , really want"

"SCOTCH" he said again.

"Really ? " I said !


I asked him one more time and then he said " Squash "

Either I am mishishearing and need hearing aids or there are some really hard core 4 years olds out there !


Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Everything a pet needs except for the kitchen sink ! #catsinsinks

My name is Rollie I am  ever ever so slightly  loopy and SO very evil  my favourite way to relax when not being evil is to sit in the sink :

I am also waiting to see what Santa brings me so I have  compiled a list of things that I  want expect!.

1. A new scratching post so I  ( Rollie ) can survey my minions and laud it up over every one and  look down my whiskers at them.


2.  A new bed as my owner says I really, really, really have to stop sleeping on the sink.



3. An automatic cat feeder as my owner says mice are not part of my diet ... so unfair ... Anyway I picked out this automatic cat feeder ....




4.  My owner seems to think I have a champagne life style ..pah ... SO I am choosing  this drinking fountain for my drinking champagne water!






Rollies favourite place the kitchen sink!


My owner is taking part in a blogger challenge to create me  Rollie the cat the ultimate Christmas list from GJW Titmuss website