Never ever argue with a Platypus ...
Why I hear you cry ...
Well its because they have poisonous claws .
Platypus make as much sense as 4 year olds except they are not poisonous they are just odd like a Platypus.Take for example my conversation this week finding a child holding a wet paper to his head I enquired :
"Are you hurt"
Nodding "Yes , yes ..sniff drawing up a dangly green bogey.
Where I asked.
"My feelings , my feelings are hurt" he sobbed.
He wasn't hurt physically someone had just hurt his feelings bless him...
I also caught some 4 year olds colouring each other teeth green and that is why a Playapus is like a 4 year old they make no sense half the time!
Why I hear you cry ...
Well its because they have poisonous claws .
Platypus make as much sense as 4 year olds except they are not poisonous they are just odd like a Platypus.Take for example my conversation this week finding a child holding a wet paper to his head I enquired :
"Are you hurt"
Nodding "Yes , yes ..sniff drawing up a dangly green bogey.
Where I asked.
"My feelings , my feelings are hurt" he sobbed.
He wasn't hurt physically someone had just hurt his feelings bless him...
I also caught some 4 year olds colouring each other teeth green and that is why a Playapus is like a 4 year old they make no sense half the time!