This parenting reality has never seemed so strange.
Sunday, 7 October 2012
Saturday, 6 October 2012
The time on the clock says ...
When my son was an nursery he didn't say alot ,then there were those children who were a constant chatter and made you smile or cry laughter with the things they said such as:
"Look Bus dad.. look bus dad "
Can you imagine that sounded like ?
Well what about this then ?
"Look my Dad has a Big Cock" .... and it's at this point I will add the child had a problem saying the L sound ...
What he meant to say was " My dad has a big clock " so his mum ensured me at nursery school. The mind boggles or rather it doesn't !
"Look Bus dad.. look bus dad "
Can you imagine that sounded like ?
Well what about this then ?
"Look my Dad has a Big Cock" .... and it's at this point I will add the child had a problem saying the L sound ...
What he meant to say was " My dad has a big clock " so his mum ensured me at nursery school. The mind boggles or rather it doesn't !
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| "Bus Dad" |
Friday, 5 October 2012
@NamesInLights light up the world!
I was lucky enough to be offered a three letter Names in Light which I shall give to my niece what child wouldn't like a light that magically changes colour before your eyes.Here are below are a couple of ( shaky ) videos of the light in action !
The Process
For the three letter light sculpture select any three letters ( or numbers or a combination of the two and have them made into a glorious, beguiling mesmeric light sculpture that will infuse the senses. When illuminated, the lights softly change colour creating an enchanting light show.
These letters are 48mm high x 12mm deep . The whole piece is 80mm high and 160mm wide.
The light runs from USB or via adapter ( supplied free to the UK only )
The cost of the three letter light sculpture is £29.95 and postage is £3.95
Thoughts
I think it is a delightful idea and is has so much scope not only for a childs bedroom but pubs,clubs,weddings etc the possibilities are endless. I think I am going to be the best Auntie in the world ( shines halo!)
Disclosure ( I was sent a three letter light sculpture for review all words and thoughts are entirely my own )
The Process
For the three letter light sculpture select any three letters ( or numbers or a combination of the two and have them made into a glorious, beguiling mesmeric light sculpture that will infuse the senses. When illuminated, the lights softly change colour creating an enchanting light show.
These letters are 48mm high x 12mm deep . The whole piece is 80mm high and 160mm wide.
The light runs from USB or via adapter ( supplied free to the UK only )
The cost of the three letter light sculpture is £29.95 and postage is £3.95
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| Names in Lights sculpture. |
Thoughts
I think it is a delightful idea and is has so much scope not only for a childs bedroom but pubs,clubs,weddings etc the possibilities are endless. I think I am going to be the best Auntie in the world ( shines halo!)
Disclosure ( I was sent a three letter light sculpture for review all words and thoughts are entirely my own )
Thursday, 4 October 2012
Grey Conversation ...
The family dinner table the scene of well dinner and startling intellectual strange conversations. Picture the scene ...
Son "Its my insert day tomorrow "
"Oh I didn't know" I replied ( either School hadn't told me or I had forgot ) and on that subject what can't all schools in the local area have them on the same day?
" Well I am here in the morning then I have to go work and school so back later after my haircut" I told him in that way you nod your head as you speak making you look loony.
"What you having it cut again" piped up my lumbering bundle of joy.
"Oh mums having her grey coloured " chirped Mr T he was too far away for me to kick him under the table . I gave him the evil eye though and the death stare....
"What Fifty Shades of Grey " chirped J in all innocence ( as he hasn't the foggiest what the book is about he thinks its about hair colouring!)
"No J that's another Story" I retorted.
I think I am going to punish Mr T for a few days .....
Son "Its my insert day tomorrow "
"Oh I didn't know" I replied ( either School hadn't told me or I had forgot ) and on that subject what can't all schools in the local area have them on the same day?
" Well I am here in the morning then I have to go work and school so back later after my haircut" I told him in that way you nod your head as you speak making you look loony.
"What you having it cut again" piped up my lumbering bundle of joy.
"Oh mums having her grey coloured " chirped Mr T he was too far away for me to kick him under the table . I gave him the evil eye though and the death stare....
"What Fifty Shades of Grey " chirped J in all innocence ( as he hasn't the foggiest what the book is about he thinks its about hair colouring!)
"No J that's another Story" I retorted.
I think I am going to punish Mr T for a few days .....
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