Children are so literal...

As I work in a school children are always falling over scrapping their knees etc. its usually a quick sniffle and they happily skip to first aid but occasionally  so very occasionally you have a serial offender who thinks their world is going to end. And who can blame then the other day I stubbed my toe , I had to eat three biscuits have a cup of tea and watch mind sapping  day time television just to recover .

I usually joke with the children if they have hurt themselves ( obviously if its really serious I don't) as it diffuses the situation.

This is how the conservation when..

Child crying "I have hut my leg..." (It wasn't that bad )

Me attempting to diffuse situation " Shall I chop it off then..."

Child wailing a lot louder "No that will hurt EVEN more "

Me.."It's a joke.."

So I gave up and just sent them to First aid where they probably had the same conversation all over again with another teaching assistant.

Image: Danilo Rizzuti / FreeDigitalPhotos.net


I've linked this up to Thinly Spread 's The Funny Things Children Say and Do.. you should too !

Easy Cupcakes

I set  Alison a challenge to try and help me to cook so I shall be having a go at this on monday so over to Alison 

" If you have read my blog Dragons and Fairy Dust  you know that I love baking and will share recipes on a regular basis. Being a regular read of Claire's blog I know that she has had a few cupcake disasters so I thought I would try and share a very easy cupcake recipe with her and give her the challenge to make them herself! I am going to try and make the steps really easy to follow and hopefully nothing will go wrong.

I had a fruit bowl full of bananas which were not being eaten so I decided to try banana cupcakes. These are a first for me as well but I was pleased with the way they turned out in the end. So here is the recipe.

Ingredients

• 3½ oz (100g) butter
• 3½ oz (100g) caster sugar
• 2 eggs
• 4 oz (125 g) self raising flour
• ½ teaspoon baking powder
• 1 ripe banana, mashed up - if they are small use two
• 3 oz (75g) sultanas

Method

1. Preheat the oven to 180C, 350F, Gas Mark 4 and set the cupcake cases out on a baking tray.
2. Make sure the butter is soft before you start. Put the butter and sugar into a bowl and mix together until it looks fluffy.
3. Add the eggs and mix them in.
4. Add the rest of the ingredients and mix well.
5. Add into the cupcake cases, they should be about half full as shown in the picture. The recipe is meant to make twelve but I got a couple more.

6. Bake in oven for 20 minutes or until just risen and form to the touch.

7. Leave to cool.

This is what they looked like when finished:

yummy cup cakes.

I then decided to ice them with a simple buttercream icing but to give it a little twist I added a banana. This is how you make the icing.

Ingredients

• 5 oz (150 g) butter
• 8 oz (250 g) icing sugar
• 1 teaspoon vanilla essence
• 1 mashed small banana 

Method

Make sure the butter is soft before you start and gradually add the icing sugar a bit at a time, mixing as you go. Continue until all the icing sugar is mixed in and it looks smooth and creamy. Finally add the banana and the vanilla essence and mix them in. If you add the icing sugar all in one go you are likely to get a huge cloud of it flying out of the bowl and all over the kitchen so it is best to do it slowly. Finally dollop on the cakes and if you have any decorations add them as well. I used chocolate chips to make smiley faces. This is the finished result

Now the challenge is on, can Claire follow the instructions and make lovely cupcakes? I am waiting in suspense to find out."

I hope I can live up to Alison's great looking cakes...!

Saturday Caption #Satcap

Took this whilst going round London Zoo we all need to relax at some point in our day. Don't you just want to go up and tickle its tummy ?

Disability jokes?

Now the other day  My family and myself went to see Shrek, which has to be said was a lot better than I thought it was going to be and was indeed highly entertaining. Such as the film the humour is on two levels one for the children and then of course one for the adults.  Now you know there is going to be certain type of humour.


I am always open minded to anything within the realms of decency.  This had to be said the reference to Bi Polar made be feel  uncomfortable  but that due to the fact that I grew up with a Bi Polar mother and such things open wounds for me to some extent.

So are such jokes acceptable in your opinion ?

Silent Sunday 08/04/2012